She keeps Moët et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
Let them eat cake, she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built in remedy for Krushchev and Kennedy
And any time an invitation you can decline
Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice
She's a killer queen, gun powder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind, any time
Ooh, recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite, want to try
To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation she spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China
Went down to Geisha Minah
Then again incidentally if you're that way inclined
Perfume came naturally from Paris, naturally
For cars she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise
Drop of a hat she's as willing as
playful as a pussycat
Then momentarily out of action,
temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild,
wild, she's out to get you
Ooh, recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite, what a drag
What a drag
